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[NoMercy]

Washing machines really live longer with Calgon?

Do 8 out of 10 cats really prefer Whiskers?


What boastful claims really get on your nerves??

[Bbbananas]

"A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat".

No it's bl00dy not - not these days. Greedy little gits are not satisfied with just one finger of fudge - they'd want five fingers, plus an easter egg, plus a goodie bag & a kinder surprise....

[NoMercy]

PMSL Salla! Wouldn't be enough to satisfy me, either!

[Lynsy]

no calgon is a loada ****.

yes most cats love whiskers

dunno last question

[SLINKYKATE]

i think your just a cheapskate trying to save money in the long run, your to mean to try it yourself and asking all of us because we have spent loads of money on the product,if you have a couple of pounds you can part with buy a copy of WHICH magazine

[sqad617]

CILIT BANG......Barry somebody.........really "thumpable" face.

[NoMercy]

Thank you slinky..........err..........most helpful!

Do two bowls of Special K actually help you drop a jeans size? lol

[ianfran]

"A Little Dab'll do ya" for Brylcream

as advertised by Fred Flintstone, i presume!!!

completely naff

x

[Bbbananas]

maybe if that was all you ate NM - but if, in between, you have a Big Mac, fries, egg butty, cheesecake, 6 baileys and a giant pack of quavers - then no, perhaps not.

[NoMercy]

lol Salla!

Ian - I'd forgotton all about that one!

[DEN53]

'Hands that do dishes are as soft as your face, with mild green Fairy Liquid'.

What a load of bullsh!t - Fairy Liquid is the only one I can't use, it makes my hands sore.

[NoMercy]

Den53 - Man goes into a German Restaurant. In the corner of the Restaurant, there is a huge fish tank. He goes up to the fish tank and chooses a squid, which the head waiter promptly removes and takes to the kitchen. Gervase the chef gets his giant cleaver and raises it high above his head. Just then he catches sight of the vile green squid with the quivering hairy lip, and decides he hasn't got the heart to do the dastardly deed. So he asks Hans, the washer-upper to do it for him. Hans raises the cleaver high above his head, and just as he is about to bring it down, he catches sight of the pathetic, vile green squid with the quivering hairy lip, and decides he can't do it either. Which just goes to show............


Hans that do dishes can be soft as Gervase, with vile green hairy lipped squid ! :-)

[no-knowledge]

for you NOM

http://www.global-b2b-network.com/direct/dbima ge/50306102/Cotton_Coat.jpg

[Totterdown]

The DFS Furniture Sale advert, saying Hurry, only 3 days left, then next week there is another sale. They seem to always have a sale underway.

[NoMercy]

Thank you Noknow!

What have I done to deserve such generosity? ;-)

[DEN53]

lol lol - very funny NoMercy .