laugh out loud

[lindylou16]

A radio station in Ireland held a contest for a trip to Germany.All you had to do is say a word that is not in the dictionary but is used in everyday speak.After a while a man rang up to win.
"Hello sir or Madam.What is your name?""John"he replied"Ok John what is the word you have?""It is Goan spelt G-O-A-N""Your right.It is not in the dictionary but please use it a sentence to win the trip""Goan and f**k yoursef".The presenter cut him off straight away.After several unsuccessful attempts another man rings up"Hello what is your name?""Willie""Ok what is your word?""Smee"He said."Its not in the dictionary but to win the prize use it in a sentence""Ok"He said"Smee again Goan and F**k yourself!"

[no-knowledge]

:0(



old n awful.

[lindylou16]

Who is?

[no-knowledge]

it was a confession.

[pjgriffo]

This reminds me there was an actual court case in Dublin decades ago (before we became international and europeanised) when a German tourist was in court for some misdemeanor. In court it emerged he had no english (or pretended he hadn't) .The judge asked if there was anybody in the court who could speak german : one spectator said he did and was sworn in.
The judge said , lets start by asking him his name.
The man said " I vill say this only vunce -Voss ist your neme ?" The place erupted in laughter.
He was actually sentenced to 4 or 5 days for contempt of court (This believe it or not is actually a true story - early 1970s I think)