Back on terra firma...

[Bbbananas]

.. What have I missed?
(In answer to pasta's question - I miss Whittards for their Pu-erh teabags, and I miss Woollies for their Wonder).

[cab]

Hi salla have you been away ? x

[pastafreak]

Hi salla.....OUR Whittards is still open.........and welcome from wherever you were.

[Bbbananas]

Only a quick sailing break - the bracing but sunny Solent. It sure blew some cobwebs away & recharged my batteries - I was getting no so much Ever Ready as Never Even Interested....

[cab]

I did miss you on the other side.

[legendis.god]

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[Bbbananas]

Bbeen there and got back.
Without drowning.
Reee-sult.

[sqad617]

leggy......be honest, why do you use that bloody stupid idiotic method of answering which p1sses me off and I would gather, quite a lot of other people too.

I have got to the stage now when I see your name, I just give up on the thread and go to another one.

Pity really as you are quite an entertaining guy.

[Bbbananas]

Seconded sqad... How are you by the way my good man?

[sqad617]

salla....don't bloody ask. Mrs sqad's friend is here regurgitating the details of an acrimonious divorce. Never really loved him, we grew apart, he had no time for me and all that cr@p and when I interjected saying that it sounded like a normal marriage, I was told to shut up untill I had something useful to add to the discussion.

I slinked off to my study, mrs sqad went to bed and "friend" came into my study and I thought shall I sh@g her but then I realised I couldn't....not even with leggy's.

[Bbbananas]

Sqad - you have made my day.... Can't stop laughing at that little tale. "Regurgitating the details of an acrimonious divorce"... How lovely for you! Sounds like an average marriage to me also.. unfortunately! In times such as those, women never consider that men have anything useful to add to such a decision - unless of course any addition is in complete agreement with them.. Hee Hee.

I think you made the right decision... one small sh@g would have just led to more acrimonious times eh?!

[sqad617]

salla LOL LOL....the blokes get slagged off irrespective of the story, so I tend to take their side. He was a family man, never had an affair, but no, that was not enough.....bloody hell, what do women want?

Anyway, he apparently has another girlfriend, described by her as a "slapper".
I said "It looks as though he is making the same mistake again then"........................SILENCE!!!

Back onto my study....and it is only day two.

Anyway she has little t1ts , painted bloody nails and thin as a bleedin rake.....oh! and bobbed blonde hair.

[Bbbananas]

...says it all. Never trust a woman with that lethal trio-combination eh?!

I think you'd be safest staying in your study - especially after the comment about making the same mistake!! I would have loved to have been a fly on your wall at that particular time.