The store has renamed Pollack as Colin because, it said, potential buyers were too embarrassed to ask for pollack, a cheap and plentiful cod substitute. After a marketing revamp by the designer Wayne Hemingway, and extensive market research, Sainsbury's hopes Colin will revitalise the market for the fish.
I'm sorry, but what sort of simple-minded twerp would be too embarrassed to ask for pollack in a shop? What is WRONG with people? T**sers, the lot of them!