is there a place that has all these?

[nix-j-c]

is quite warm - no less than 10'c during day but no more than 40'c

has a coast - without lots of giant jellyfish shark or crocs ect

no or hardly any poisonous snakes or spiders

is unviolent so that i could walk the streets safely without a gun ect.

has a language easy to learn

[jno]

if there was a perfect place, everyone would be there already and it would be crowded. Perth has snakes and some particularly obnoxious South African immigrants. San Diego has guns. Auckland has rain. You just have to decide what drawbacks worry you least.

[nix-j-c]

yeah but some people's perfect place is other peoples nightmare.

for example - some people don't want to leave there family (doesnt worry me)

some people would feel safer if they were allowed a gun (i wouldn't because everyone else would have one)

some people don't want to be by the sea (i do)

some people don't mind bees ect (i'm petrified)

some people don't want to learn a knew language ( i know some french and would be willing to learn it so i am fluent)

[jno]

don't overrate the threats. Few people get eaten by sharks in Perth. Few San Diegans actually carry guns. These may not really be the obstacles you think they are.

[nix-j-c]

yeah but so much about america annoys me so san diego is ruled out.

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so out of the list below, which have what of what i do and don't want that i miss off.

south of france - language barrier which can easily be crossed

malta - lots of english people

tennereife - maybe too hot language even harder

aukland - jellys, sharks, tornadoes ect? but english speaking

perth - jellys crocs sharks natural disasters but english speaking

turkey - language barrier.

barbados - too hot?

[clio57]

I've just come back from a holiday in New Zealand which might tick all your boxes. It is fantastic - especially the South Island. Only 1 m population. Didn't appear to be any violence or graffiti.

There are lots of places around lakes where you can park up and put a nominal sum in an honesty box. We saw lots of evidence where people had left tents set up and caravans while they worked in the week and used them at weekends without any danger of them being damanged.

Only thing you have to worry are the possums - which they love to squish as they are such pests.

If I was younger I'd seriously think about emigrating. They seem so much more relaxed then we are in the UK.

These are just some of my observations over 4 weeks

Everyone seems very friendly

[nix-j-c]

how many insects spiders snakes jellys and sharks do they have?