I feel like...........

[NoMercy]

Dog poo! How do you feel, and why? x

[clio57]

What's made you feel like this? I'm feeling like I should stop watching pretentious Marco on Hell's Kitchen and go to bed. Don't want to talk about that on this thread as there seem to be others going on.

[NoMercy]

Hello Clio! I've had swollen glands for the last two weeks, but won't bore you with all the other details. Isn't there an alternative to Hell's Kitchen? No decent films on tonight?

[NoMercy]

Ahh, poor old Bouncer! What's caused his upset? Do you know that if you give a dog some hard cheese, i.e. cheddar, it can help to solidify their motions? !!

[craft1948]

dog runny poo - rice, chicken, and scrambled egg...

[NoMercy]

They really tug at your heartstrings, don't they!! And my little doggie is not averse to shooting me the odd accusatory glance when he thinks he is being neglected in the old food department. He is even good at soliciting a bribe. He'll jump on the bed just as I am about to get in it, knowing full well I'll give him a treat to get him back onto the sofa! If I don't get him off the bed, he'll lie across me, which doesn't exactly facilitate a good night's sleep. He's a crafty sod!

[NoMercy]

Wow, Craft! You are certainly experiencing a mixed bag of feelings there! x