Only in America..........

[NoMercy]

The following are actual state laws:

Alabama - It is illegal to be blindfolded whilst driving. As if you would..........

Iowa - kisses may last up to, but no longer than, five minutes. Yep - that ought to limit germ transmission........

Michigan - It is illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant. WTF would you chain an alligator to a fire hydrant ??????

Massachusetts - Mourners at a wake may not eat more than 3 sandwiches. Is there a limit on quiche???

West virginia - Children must not attend school with their breath smelling of wild onions. Do they breathalise them to determine the level of Quercetin per cubic mil of blood?

And I thought we had strange laws.......

[biggerlonger]

It is still legal in chester to kill a welshman by pushing him off the City wall.

[The-Mangler]

It is still legal in chester to kill a welshman by pushing him off the City wall.


Really? Where are you nobby,we need to find a wall taffy! lol!

[NoMercy]

Apparently, tis illegal for a man and a woman to have sex on a parked motorcycle in London. What about two women, then??? lol

[steg]

pretty hard for a guy to have sex with 2 women on a motorcycle, i know this lol

[craft1948]

In York it used to be legal to kill a scotsman using a crossbow but I think they have repealed that little by-law now.......bl00dy killjoys some councils.....

[NoMercy]

Steg - you daft sod! I meant two women having sex with EACH OTHER!!