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A Young Chinese couple got married.
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The new bride of course is still a virgin.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring, I know dis you firs time and you flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want. What you want?"
"I wanna numma 69" she replies.
He looks at her very puzzled, "You wanna beef wit broccorri?"
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring, I know dis you firs time and you flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want. What you want?"
"I wanna numma 69" she replies.
He looks at her very puzzled, "You wanna beef wit broccorri?"
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