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marval | 22:42 Fri 17th Apr 2009 | Jokes
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The story of Mary Poppins as a nanny is well known. Less well known is her subsequent tale.... She travelled to Hollywood, where she opened a shop on Sunset Boulevard as a fortune-teller. Of course, we already know she has supernatural powers, so it is no surprise that she was quite skilled in fortune telling, and her reputation grew rapidly. She continued to tell fortunes, and found that in particular, she always received a very strong premonition whenever someone was about to have an onset of bad breath. Her predictions of this turned out to be accurate 100% of the time.

In order to publicise her success at this, she had a large sign placed above her door, which read:

Super California Mystic Expert Halitosis.
  
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Damn, that`s clever..... LOL
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