Hey noway and Sara! I took my mum and nan out to a tapas bar tonight, and my nan asked how to order wine in spanish. I got her to go up to the bar and say, "Estoy una vaca feya." (I am an ugly cow). Thankfully, we all have the same warped sense of humour in my family, and she was on the floor laughing when she realised what she'd said.
good one on desperate housewives tonight.
Susan's ex screamed at her...
'have you got something you want to get off your chest that you wouldn't have enhanced' ....ouch