i would like a house in the countryside,

[SLINKYKATE]

and have an indoor swimming pool,sauna ,masseur and my own cook and maid,what about you

[NoMercy]

You'd better do the lottery then, Slinky ! x

[B00]

Yes I'd love a house in the country too. However I want a little 'chocolate box' kinda cottage, with a thatched roof and roses round the door. Oh and a couple of acres of land attached, as I'd love to have horses again.

[sqad617]

Fine....but forget the bl00dy masseur.

[craft1948]

you don't want to live in the country....it's bloody noisy...

[No,Knowledge]

i'd like a house with no count at the side.

[B00]

Noiser than living on a main road with cars and trucks going past and next doors kids screaming in their back yard craft? I don't think so.

[sqad617]

poodi....forgive me but I would prefer a masseuse.......that's lovely LOL

[joggerjayne]

No chance now.

If you start to earn enough to buy that sort of thing, our pea brained, half witted, retard of a Chancellor will tax you so much that you'll be living on bread crusts.

Moron.

(the Chancellor of the Exchequer ... not Slinkykate)

[NoMercy]

I would like a Penthouse in Dubai !!!

[sqad617]

JJ
"our pea brained, half witted, retard of a Chancellor will tax you so much that you'll be living on bread crusts."

Moron.

Ooooo! wash your mouth out............Listerine before please.

[joggerjayne]

? sqad ?

[craft1948]

Boo I lived on a main bus route in the city before I got married and then moved to the country.....the dawn chorus...owls at night...sheep in the next field...church bells...agricultural machinery....we went there thinking it would be quiet...

[bigmamma]

All that SLINKY ..and room for a pony ?

[sn�gs]

''masseur and my own cook and maid,what about you''

I'm interested... what's the hourly rate?

[stewey]

SLINKY, I'll gladly sell you one of mine.

[pastafreak]

I would LOVE a house in the country.....but none of the other bits......and no snooty villagers who ride thru on their horses...looking down on the commonfolk.....been there!!

[Prudentia]

I have my maid/companion, she is also my dearest friend, my lineage goes back over 1500 years but when you think about it who's doesn't?

[jake-the-peg]

Well I don't have an indoor pool suna etc etc and acres of land but I do live in a thatched house in the countryside.

It's dark in the winter because the windows are small, mice get in from time to time and there always seems to be something needing fixing, and you'd better be able to drive 'cause there's no public transport, oh and I hope you're not tall 'cause the beams are low and hard!

But I can walk down the middle of the main street on Sunday morning without getting run over and if you lose your wallet from your pocket, chances are someone will knock on your door and give it back to you complete with money.

You pays yer money and takes yer choice!

[crazycathy2]

We live in the country but it is noisey especially early morning but I love it anyway.

I'd like a few fields where I could keep old worn out donkeys.