what is one of your pet sayings

[SLINKYKATE]

mine is'you'r walking about like a fart in a trance'

[MWB]

When it's really windy,

It's blowing like 40 b@stards knocking on your back door!

[imhotep]

Lmao at bez's recent comment!!

:-D

[Ice.Maiden]

Oh - my grandma's - I'd have his guts for garters!! LOL!

[MWB]

I'll kill him so hard, he'll die to death!

[Ice.Maiden]

And her: You're rushing around like a blue-ar$ed fly....

[imhotep]

My grandpa (my mother's father) used to say

Well, I'll go to the foot of my stairs

[paraffin]

He needs f*ckin' with the tatty end of a ragman's trumpet?

[SLINKYKATE]

more hurry ,less speed

[MWB]

If anyone asks me how to spell something, I always spell out,

S - H - I - T.

More often that not they actually start to write it out then laugh.

Got that from the movie about Sid Vicious.

[Ice.Maiden]

Further words of grandma's wisdom - if she sees someone's pregnant, she says they're "in pod". I love that one!