MWB....who wants to live at the back of beyond - in a time warp of 30y past, 10k & 22h flight away with the best entertainment available being the All Blacks haka.
I'd be grumpy if a computer was my only friend.
Poor leg end:
Failed father
Exiled on a rock.
Sad and lonely
Fat and ugly
Pornshop assistant.
Beachful of beauties - but he can't pull even one.
Gets excited when someone buries a sardine
That wind.......poooh! Bungy jumps - informal suicide & desperate for thrills. Leg - the lamb is sweet; hope it's not contaminated by man - yuk - no wonder it's not imported, due to health.
Ice....dont forget hats & gloves, they're very formal in NZ. a & e are pronounced as i, ie fate become fight, flat sounds like flight etc - the people have been out of touch so long the language is corrupted.