I have

[knobbynonut5]

Just been insulted by norris from coronation street.

The little tisspot has just said on there.

"That knob could do with a wipe."

Just who the fook does he think he is? Jesus I come on here for insults I dont need to hear hem from the likes of norris from coronation street.

Sorry rant over.........................

[knobbynonut5]

Here you go gormless whifffey, fill your sad little boots.

[whifffey]

With what shall I fill them, in my abject terror?

[knobbynonut5]

Right on cue as per normal

[whifffey]

Err no, you started it - a wonderful thread it has to be said - and you supplied the first answer as well.

No wonder she shagged the barman, faced with your interminably dull Essexness.

Chiz mate.

[knobbynonut5]

Sorry have finished playing with you for tonight fool as you just bore me to tears now

[whifffey]

Sorry to have been an iritation. I hope you find happiness elsewhere, maybe you'll get your leg over? A tad second-hand, but what the heck.