Can you possibly help ?

[NoMercy]

My nan just sneezed with more force than a concorde take-off, and her teeth just shot right out of her head. They went whizzing by so fast, we didn't get a chance to see in which direction they were headed. They could literally be anywhere by the time they've finished travelling. If you find them, please leave your name and number and I will get back to you. Reward offered for safe return. Thank you. xx

[wendilla]

Hi just seen someone selling them on Ebay. I should hurry as just 5 minutes left .

[NoMercy]

Wendilla - some guy just outbid me !! Apparently he bought them for his beloved pet camel........

http://bokertov.typepad.com/btb/images/2008/06 /29/pal_man_interacts_with_a_camel_mt_3.jpg

[vulcan]

Nice one NoMercy, reminded me of my late MIL,god rest her. She sneezed into a tissue and threw it into the fire.Yep the teeth went in as well.Spoilt her Christmas but it made ours.

[wendilla]

Well looks like you need to find the camel and owner and do some more bidding .Perhaps you got some females you don't like you could try trading them in for the camel.

[NoMercy]

Vulcan - did you manage to rescue them?

Wendilla - I'm booking a flight to Dubai and I'll find that camel if it's the last thing I do............

[wendilla]

hey wait Dubai I'll come with you as long as you don't try to sell me.

[vulcan]

NoMercy, No, it was a big fire and small teeth.Her Christmas was only slightly better than the turkeys.

[SLINKYKATE]

my dad was sea sick on the fishing boat,when he was gagging over the side his teeth fell in the water

[NoMercy]

Vulcan - don't suppose she want to put them back in once they were all blackened and charred. Though a coat of tippex may have done the trick.........

Wendilla - you can be my travelling companion in my quest to find the camel.

Slinky - did anyone have a fishing net to hand?

[vulcan]

NoMercy, come to think of it,blackened and charred would have improved them.

[NoMercy]

Vulcan - my Nan could do with an entirely new set. But she is rather attached to her missing teeth. She has an addication to goji berries, and her dentures have taken on a surprisingly eye-catching fuschia hue of late.

I'm signing out now, but will keep you guys posted. xx

[Leggendisgod]

Not attached enough.

Get her some denti fix nomerc



lol

[crazycathy2]

Contact the lost property department of public transport they have many pairs of teeth and even a false leg.

http://www.trifter.com/Practical-Travel/Did-Yo u-Lose-Your-Teeth-Leg-Bed-or-Underwear.399001

Failing that suggest you buy a bag of those sweet jelly teeth.