Ah, but you haven't got a blue and red flashing plastic sword powered by 4AAs, and used Y-fronts over your jeans while you charge down the garden shrieking Death to Trolls, have you Tommy?
LOL! No definitely not whiffey,i leave that kind of sh1t to drunken middle aged tramps from basildon with too much spare time and chips on their shoulders against spanish barmen......lol!