Nan's Travelling Teeth Part 2

[NoMercy]

Having outbid me on Ebay, Faruq Abdul took delivery of Nan's teeth, and he and his camel, Habib Gamali, were said to be delighted with the new choppers. Sadly, an as-yet-unspecified strain of Ruminant Flu has been sweeping across the Middle East, and you guessed it - the camel sneezed - and off they go again..........!!!

[Leggendisgod]

grunthag?�'



sounds like a single woman to me


lol

[knobbynonut5]

Could be gravy I suppose

[knobbynonut5]

Not, Ran Thug that is I mean wwwdot

[HuntRag]

Leggendisgod
Sun 26/04/09
17:08
grunthag?�'



sounds like a single woman to me


Everyone sounds like a single woman to you when you have no life,are lonely,needy and is an internet stalker/weirdo/slimey creepy perv! LOL!

Knubby,does'nt it worry you that everytime you phone the woman,her phones off or theres spanish music playing in the background?

Oh yeah ive got an email addy of a good hair transplant surgeon she can use and a good skin graft surgeon that can remove the facial herpes you contracted after letting all those prisoners sit in your face in the prison showers~! lOL!

[wwwdotme]

Your not having any of my 'cabbage'.

[HuntRag]

Dotme,they keep on talking about whipping out their prodding forks to poke cabbages,this must be prison shower lingo or a metaphor to instigate homosexual sex with internet strangers i guess.

[wwwdotme]

Maybe I'm an 'internet warrior' lol.

[Leggendisgod]

lol
maybe



lmaoatgrunthag


see ya later folks


byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[wwwdotme]

I'm phitt!

[knobbynonut5]

Has somebody just let your tyre down?

[NoMercy]

Well looks like HuntRag has been zapped..........!

[Mctavish]

Your poor old Nan - my heart aches for her !!!!

[NoMercy]

That's nothing, McTavish ! My ears are aching from her incessant complaining about having to subsist on a liquid diet. Hopefully, one more sloe gin, and she'll go take a nap........

[vulcan]

NoMercy,I'm afraid you and your Nan have to accept the inevitable,they're gone.Anyway they would be covered in sand and saliva, hardly suitable for Sunday dinner.
you seem to be left with two problems,replacement and containment.
are you any good at woodwork ? I've a nice piece of teef,sorry,teak which you can have.There is a chance of splinters of course but a coat of "it does what is says on the tin" will sort that out.
containment,I suggest elastic both sides of the teeth so if your Gran sneezes again the elastic pops them straight back in.
of course she will have to keep her mouth open, otherwise she could bite her lip-from the outside.
I can supply various lengths of elastic with the teak if necessary.this mustn't again.

[crazycathy2]

NoM

Can only suggest you purchase these

http://www.partydelights.co.uk/product_detail. asp?ProductID=TOYS186

[tamborine]

NoM - while I sympathise with your dilemma of Nan's teeth, remove her passport so she doesn't return to NHS for a new set......we're in a recession here and cant afford ex-pats returning for medical assistance.