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snoring like a pig
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why did they have to put a very large lady that snoring like a pig next to me . What can i do lol
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Hey sleepy, that very large lady with her gown open reminds me of a predicament I once found myself in.
I was visiting a relative in hospital and directly opposite him was an elderly chap, lying on the bed, wearing pj's. (Just to clarify - the chap was wearing the pj's - not the bed).
Anyhoo, his pj bottoms were gaping at the fly and his ..... err ...... {ahem} meat and two veg were on show. I didn't know whether to go over to him and cover him up, it didn't seem right to just leave him exposed like that.
So I pulled his curtain round him, and found a nurse to sort him out.
I was visiting a relative in hospital and directly opposite him was an elderly chap, lying on the bed, wearing pj's. (Just to clarify - the chap was wearing the pj's - not the bed).
Anyhoo, his pj bottoms were gaping at the fly and his ..... err ...... {ahem} meat and two veg were on show. I didn't know whether to go over to him and cover him up, it didn't seem right to just leave him exposed like that.
So I pulled his curtain round him, and found a nurse to sort him out.
TUT, I didn't know you could use a mobile in hospital, when my grandson was born (9yrs.11mths ago) I had to spend a fortune in the payphone telling my mum how i delivered him!!!! The midwives were busy and he just could not hang about!!! Oh how times change, he only said to me on Friday, "Nanny was it black and white when you were little?"
I am PatriciaH as well on here , i had to re join as ladybird as i couldnt log on even after requests many times to the techy team...
i have been a member on here for a few years now , AND NEVER HIDDEN WHO I AM so ive seen all i need to see on the members and wether they have posted " nasty "
and in jos case its a firm " no she hasnt " ok ?
HTH .................
i have been a member on here for a few years now , AND NEVER HIDDEN WHO I AM so ive seen all i need to see on the members and wether they have posted " nasty "
and in jos case its a firm " no she hasnt " ok ?
HTH .................