Haven't a clue LFC, I just joined in Feb so the jargon is pretty new to me also.
Seems a pretty normal concoction to me Acro, you're probable a little bloke who has LMS (little man syndrome)
I have known quite a few and recognise the signs dear!!!!
Ive actualy starred in many adult movies,im 6ft,very go looking,good body,very confident,nice house,car,wife kids job,life etc...
So it cant be that! Did your father suffer? Well that would explain he beatings he gave to your ugly midget mum,or is that just the way they show love up in the caveman north? LOL!
God to see you saw the funny side joy,i thought with all the mines and metalworks that have shut down your whole vllage would be teetering on the edge of the cliff in a bid for mass suicide,good to see you in high spirits and than you've proved me wrong.,now get you ass to the jobcentre,todays your signing day!LOL!
Don't think they would like a pensioner like myself claiming unemployment benefits somehow, not when I already have a private pension after years of working up a chimney,,,,lmao