Three little piggies

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Three little piggies went out to dinner one night. The waiter took their drinks order.

"I would like a Pepsi," said the first little piggy

"I would like a glass of cola," said the second little piggy

"I want lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy

The drinks were brought out and a little later, the waiter took their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first little piggy

"I would like the salad plate," said the second little piggy

"I want lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first little piggy

"I want a nice slice of strawberry cheesecake," said the second little piggy

"I want lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter, "but why have you only ordered water?"

"Well somebody has to go wee wee wee all the way home!" replied the third little piggy.

[carlton23]

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