text joke of the week

[SLINKYKATE]

a guy with hearing problems goes to the doctor.'can you describe the symptoms?"asks the doc.'well' he said,"homer's fat and lazy and marge has got blue hair....

[craft1948]

I like the one my daughter has sent me today...

Just bought a goldfish and the bloody thing is epileptic. But if I leave it in it's bowl it's fine......

[clydeserani]

Hahahaha Slinkykate and Craft....Im defo starting to feel normal again, regaining my sick sense of humour...

Cheers..

x.C.x

[HillyHugger]

Craft, that's on it's way round now , lol

[HillyHugger]

2 gold fish in a tank , 1 says to the other 'here, how do you drive this thing ?'

[craft1948]

lol hilly..............I couldn't post half the texts my daughter sends...I'd get banned

[HillyHugger]

Craft that's why I'm called hilly , I have been Billy & Billee & been banned twice .