Help!

[warpig3]

Need something witty to write on bosses 50th birthday card (he has a great sense of humour so the more insulting/rude etc the better).

thanks
warpig

[Ankou]

They say that 50 is a golden year
But that�s not convincing to me
Cos when I see people that old
They usually just smell of wee.



At 50 years old you should know better
Than try to get away with that trendy sweater
Your hair and your teeth in time will fall out
And then hair will grow out your ears and snout
So give up now whilst you are slightly ahead
Slippers, a pipe, some horlicks then bed.

[sn�gs]

Start taking Viagra and drinking prune juice... you won't know if your coming or going but at your age you need all the excitement you can get...

[warpig3]

Excellent!

[legendis.me]

Better to be over the hill, than to be buried underneath it

[HillyHugger]

Happy Birthday you old c*** xx

[sn�gs]

^ I guess the ''xx'' make that ok pmsl...

[craft1948]

50....bloody 50...........he's a youngster

[Bbbananas]

Have a miserable half-a-century you miserable old bu55er.

[warpig3]

Thank you all, am gonna go with Snags' Viagra one although Hillyhuggers is also up there, just dont want to offend anyone else who has to sign the card, everything has to to be so PC these days.

[andy-hughes]

What about -

If you'd have known you were going to live this long, you would probably have looked after yourself better!