Wanna make...................

[MWB]

up wot you think MWB should stand for?

[Mr.Nose]

both
either
none

[Ice.Maiden]

Well I hope it's the chicken, because you were going to eat that, weren't you?

[Mr.Nose]

well it was supposed to be for the cat but he has swine flu(the cat that is)

im only going to eat the skin so the chicken's up for grabs

Gordon Ramsey is my favourite TV chef
I am my favourite non-TV chef

[Ice.Maiden]

Sorry to hear about the cat. Wouldn't touch it then. Feed it to the pig next door.

[Mr.Nose]

funny you should say that because, would you believe it, thats the swine that gave my cat the flu!

[Ice.Maiden]

The pot-bellied so and so!!! Go and sneeze it back through his letterbox!

[Mr.Nose]

yes well i could sneeze or i could just do something more productive to their home, perhaps involving fire!

[Ice.Maiden]

But the swine flu takes over so quickly Mr. N. Perhaps you wouldn't have time?

[Mr.Nose]

spitroast

what does this word mean to everyone

it has certain connotations!

[Ice.Maiden]

It means a grand barbecue to me.

[Mr.Nose]

barbeque sauce tastes kind of tangy

[Ice.Maiden]

I don't like it.