A neater bush anyone?

[Bbbananas]

Girls - are you of that 'certain age' where your private girlie parts were referred to as a 'Lady Garden'? (Mine weren't but that's by the by).

I followed a van to work today with the logo "Lady Gardeners. Let us trim your bush..."

I almost collapsed at the wheel. Well, if someone has to finger your maiden aunt's camellia bush, it may as well be another member of the fairer sex.

By the way: I do for real know a girl whose married name is Anita Bush.
Also: 'mine' was always referred to as a minnie...

[Daniela36]

Hi rinkins.
It's rude.
;-)

[yogi.bear]

Pubic hair, it makes me frown,
I shave it off I trim it down.
It sticks to every nook and cranny,
Armpit, bumcrack, willy and fanny.

It came up on me without warning,
Bald one night and fur in the morning!
Raven curls and then..one day,
No-one warned me they'd turn grey!

My son approached me one grave night,
With such demeanor of delight,
'I've got pubes!' he yelled insistant,
And whipped his pants down in an instant,
Exposing for the world to see ( the dog, his dad, his brother and me)
A growing lad proud of his stuff,
Two small lychees covered in fluff!

Pubes are wiry, pubes are tough,
Stuck on the soap, stuck on your muff,
A guy upon a sit-down mower couldn't trim mine any lower,
But love 'em hate 'em scrape 'em away,
These pubes of ours are here to stay!

:0) xx

[joggerjayne]

Jack ... how do you know about my Tyra crush?

You have a good memory !!

I can't believe that Tyra would be anything other than a perfect smoothie.

Come on, Dani ... as AB's resident "chameleon tongue" this should be your sort of thread.

[tiggerblue10]

Quite rightly so JJ. I'd probably do the same depending on the amount.

[rinkins]

LOL vibra! Typical man thinking that is!

Come on dani come and play LOL!

Anyone seen sasha2008 lately?

[jackthehat]

But............if confronted at eye-level with a well-trimmed 'lady-garden', would you make your excuses and leave.........? :o) lol

[MWB]

Why not Dani?

[Bbbananas]

Daniela - I meant originally to talk about specifically Lady Gardeners. I thought it a very witty name for a Gardening Company.

I might have known it would descend into the depths of depravity.... :-)

[joggerjayne]

rinkins ...

There's a guy mag called GQ. Years ago (when I still had a rsident "other half" and so we had guy mags in the loo) GQ mentioned the "make it look bigger" effect. We now call it a "GQ Trim"

And it does work.

Jack ... your question about lady gardens at eye level ... shouldn't you ask the men?

Although, if Tyra offered ... LOL

[yogi.bear]

Thats almost lunch!!!! ......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ROMPiEFCQE

:0)
xx

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v5ROMPiEFCQE

loadsofbush!