Advice for when drunk.

[flobadob]

1. Don't think anything
2. Don't do anything
The end.

[stewey]

3. Don't ever listen to anyone and take their advice.

[waterboatman]

hic!

[wolf63]

5. don't phone your boss.

[craft1948]

6. don't get married

[jno]

if you take advice, you're not really drunk

[Panic Button]

What have you done now, flobadob?

[No,Knowledge]

spot on jno.

[YellowTaxi]

7. hand over your phone to someone more responsible/sober

[flobadob]

Panic you know me so well. In hindsight.