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vivandorron | 18:51 Mon 18th May 2009 | Site Suggestions
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An open letter to the AB Editor.

Dear Editor,

I've heard it said that you are dead,
Although I think this to be untrue;
Despite the fact that you are failing to re-act,
To correspondence between me and you.

So come on dear Ed,
Get out of your bed,
And wake -up to the things being said;
Not only by me, but others of AB,
Who would wish you were alive: not dead.

Yours faithfully....Ron Warner (Vivandorron)
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Dear Ron,

You may have heard that I am dead
But that is only in your head
I am here... with no.1 fan
The assistant ed... my right hand man
We can't be @rsed to moderate
So deal with it... don't get irate

BTW... your banned.
Dear Ron

Don't worry what our snaggy said
It isn't voices in your head.
The ed and ass ed are just busy
So get in line, not in a tizzy.

BTW - still banned!
Dear Ron,

^ That root vegetable is always trouble
Lives in her own kind of 'veggi bubble'

BTW... I have reinstated your account...

carrot... you're banned!
Dear Ron

Really what more can I say
Snaggys on a roll today
Banned the Carrot? I don't think so
It's that bloomin' Snaggy who'll have to go.

Love to the Ed when you speak to him.

BTW...Snaggy lied - you're still banned.
ok... what about a poem in the Japanese 'Haiku' style...

The first carrot from the garden

So bright and proud

Even the slugs want a nibble


I thank you.
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Oh dear me,
I get lost with poetry.

But I 'll be back soon,
Even if it's as late as tomorrow noon.

Ron
snaggy so witty and wise
we await his posts
pointed they pierce to our souls
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Hi snags and carrot99

I may have responded too soon,
Having indicated it could be tomorrow noon.

And Whilst I know the form of Haiku,
It is best that I leave such lyrics to you.

The truth is, I am unversed in poetry,
So I'll leave the technicalities to both of thee.

Ron

P.S. I don't think the Ed will read this thread,
If it is true what is said "he's already dead".
I reckon it's an experiment and the Ed is just ignoring everything to see how everyone reacts to being left 'alone' and 'able to do what they want'...seems some people are going all out to cause trouble! I think we know which 'users' I mean!

Nice experiment!
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You've made a good point Princess,
And I'm sure you appreciate my distress;
That the Editor is dead,
So commentsgo unread;
About troublemakers, just you have said .

Best wishes ....Ron
I was thinking more the big brother fight night years ago, but I'll agree with your thoughts!
This question`s been asked, time after time
But now it`s been asked in the style of rhyme
I agree with what`s said
About the Answerbank Ed
But will it get noticed
Or be left for dead?

There`s only one thing
For the good of Answerbankers
And that`s for the Ed
To ban all the W........

Clue...anagram of Answerbank
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ELVIS68 You are quite right,
But I don't want to start a fight;
With any of those folk,
Who exceed a joke,
And then get you and me, up tight.

Now you may not have read what I said,
To the Ed whom I'm thinking is dead;
Twas about my getting no mail,
Whenever I set sail,
As a subcriber to an interesting thread.

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/AB-Suggestions/ Question753833.html

Best wishes .....Ron.

P.S. I worked-out the conundrum you set,
But refrain from placing a bet,
That W.Anchors will be banned,
Even if we make a great stand,
And put ourselves in a sweat.
Have you changed your email address? Could the emails be going to a different email address you no longer access?
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Thanks for the thought hc4361.

I still have my original e/mail address,
But now feel that there''s no redress.

E/mails, for Answers to my question, arrive by the score,
But, for Threads to which I Subcribe, they don't anymore.

Ron.

It's done.

Move on.

:-)
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I agree ....Good night all....Ron.

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