Lonely Hearts Ads...What they really mean.......

[ELVIS68]

Adventurous = S!ut

Athletic = No Tits

Thirty Something = 41

Fun = Annoying

Wild = Get`s P!ssed

Lovely Eyes = Face like a scrapyard Alsation

Seeks Knight in Shining Armour = Ex hubby`s a fooking nutter

Enjoys Pubs/Clubs = Alchoholic

Curvy = Fat b!tch

Cuddly = Fat b!tch

Likes eating out = Greedy fat b!tch

Likes nights in = Lazy fat b!tch

[ailie]

OK Elvis, let's have the male list.....

[carsonking]

Ha ha ha ha, choked, excellent.

[Ice.Maiden]

Men seeking women.....

Good looking - Liar
Works out - Lifts beer can to mouth
Employed - Desperate
Generous - He'll go dutch
Own teeth - Crowned. Wait til they drop off.....
Own hair - Bits at the side
Doesn't smoke- member of the Green Party
Athletic - Wants to get you into bed
Understanding- Ditto
Car driver - Yours
Varied interests- "iffy"

[ELVIS68]

Ice, you missed Likes eating out = Dogging