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Lonely Hearts Ads...What they really mean.......
Adventurous = S!ut
Athletic = No Tits
Thirty Something = 41
Fun = Annoying
Wild = Get`s P!ssed
Lovely Eyes = Face like a scrapyard Alsation
Seeks Knight in Shining Armour = Ex hubby`s a fooking nutter
Enjoys Pubs/Clubs = Alchoholic
Curvy = Fat b!tch
Cuddly = Fat b!tch
Likes eating out = Greedy fat b!tch
Likes nights in = Lazy fat b!tch
Athletic = No Tits
Thirty Something = 41
Fun = Annoying
Wild = Get`s P!ssed
Lovely Eyes = Face like a scrapyard Alsation
Seeks Knight in Shining Armour = Ex hubby`s a fooking nutter
Enjoys Pubs/Clubs = Alchoholic
Curvy = Fat b!tch
Cuddly = Fat b!tch
Likes eating out = Greedy fat b!tch
Likes nights in = Lazy fat b!tch
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Men seeking women.....
Good looking - Liar
Works out - Lifts beer can to mouth
Employed - Desperate
Generous - He'll go dutch
Own teeth - Crowned. Wait til they drop off.....
Own hair - Bits at the side
Doesn't smoke- member of the Green Party
Athletic - Wants to get you into bed
Understanding- Ditto
Car driver - Yours
Varied interests- "iffy"
Good looking - Liar
Works out - Lifts beer can to mouth
Employed - Desperate
Generous - He'll go dutch
Own teeth - Crowned. Wait til they drop off.....
Own hair - Bits at the side
Doesn't smoke- member of the Green Party
Athletic - Wants to get you into bed
Understanding- Ditto
Car driver - Yours
Varied interests- "iffy"
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