Two Paddys go for a job

[carsonking]

Two Paddy's go for a job on a building site, Sean goes in first and the boss says, 'give me a sentence with the word 'great' in it and you have got the job', Sean says 'i've got a new donkey jacket and i think it's great', 'you got the job' says the boss and tells sean to 'send the next person in'..... Sean goes out to Murphy and says 'just say i got a new donkey jacket and i think it's great and you will get the job'....... So Murphy goes in to the office and the boss says 'give me a sentence with the word fastenate in it and you have the job'... Murphy says 'i've got a new donkey jacket and i think it's great' the boss looks at Murphy and says 'thats all well and good but where does the word 'fastenate' come in to it'?..... 'Well' says Murphy 'the jacket has nine buttons but i can only fastenate'.

[marval]

HeeHee

[Quizmonkey]

Would have been funnier if you'd spelled fascinate right. - your misspelling kinda gives it away...