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This time last year
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I was in the caribbean on me hornymoon.
Now I am stuck here in the effing garden with bouncer making his effing gooey eyes at me and winking at me and talking to a load of effing weirdos on my effing puter while le duck is whipping old peeps effing arses at work.
Huh why did somebody not tell me life goes downhill after the effing hornymoon.
Sorry I meant wiping and not whipping
Eff
Now I am stuck here in the effing garden with bouncer making his effing gooey eyes at me and winking at me and talking to a load of effing weirdos on my effing puter while le duck is whipping old peeps effing arses at work.
Huh why did somebody not tell me life goes downhill after the effing hornymoon.
Sorry I meant wiping and not whipping
Eff
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Yea sky am beering owt ln the garden listening to rock music and I swesar that bouncer is gay.
He cant even c0ck his leg like a normal boy dog does to have a wee, he squats like a laydie bloody poof.
Will be striking up the barbie later and got some nice T bone steak to cremate on it.
I waqs looking forward to diving with sharks and rays at this moment last year.
I need ferapy
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He cant even c0ck his leg like a normal boy dog does to have a wee, he squats like a laydie bloody poof.
Will be striking up the barbie later and got some nice T bone steak to cremate on it.
I waqs looking forward to diving with sharks and rays at this moment last year.
I need ferapy
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb96/knobby nonuts/CNV00007.jpg