Vaseline.

[MWB]

The only thing I use if for is dry lips. It seems a useless product apart from that.

What are the things other CBers use it for.

[joggerjayne]

Well, maybe natural yoghurt, or something?

[mccfluff]

you'd end up with cottage cheese.....

[Postdog]

Anal sex eh - that use never occurred to me.

Probably because I'm not interested.

Another use is the battery terminals on your car - keeps the water off.

[sn�gs]

''It seems to me that if you were going to let someone put their willy in your bottom (I don't), you'd be better off with a water based lubricant, like Glide, rather than Vaseline. ''

That's where I've been going wrong then... thanks JJ for that golden nugget of information!

[sn�gs]

Change the record knobs eh...

[ummmm]

Knobby....when did you get to decide who is wanted and who isn't. It's becoming very tedious now.

[caththecrazy]

On my trumpet