Ha Ha Hee Hee

[lindylou16]

A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving.

"Excuse me do I know you?" he asks.

"Yes, I think you are the father of one of my kids" she says.

The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says, Oh hell, are you the woman i made love to on my stag do, whilst your mate whipped me, and your other mate covered me in baby oil.

"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher!"

[marval]

Good one.

[antlad]

vg !