Lol!
A long stick job! I encountered one of these at work the other week. I sent for Kenny & a long stick! He went in & first words were, well you can imagine, starts with F! armed & with fleece over his nose, I cried laughing!
Apparently we use to get paid 'dirty' money if it was exceptionally gross! 10.00 on top of your wage! Was never so artistically dropped though ;0)