and another...

[Whickerman]

A man went into his local chip shop last night...

Man: "Haddock and chips please."
Employee: "Sorry we don't have any haddock; can you please pick something else? "
Man: "Um, yeah just Haddock and chips please."
Employee: "Yes sir but like I said we don't have any haddock, we have cod and plaice."
Man: "Nope I think I'll just take Haddock and chips please"
Employee: "Look chummy. Tell me, how do you spell Haddock?"
Man: "What�huh; ok, H.A.D.D.O.C.K."
Employee: "What about the F?"
Man: "But there aint no 'F'-in-Haddock."
Employee: "Exactly that's what I've been trying to tell you��..now f**k off!"

[Panic Button]

That's a bit better

[Fanriffic]

That reminds me, you'll like this funny animation.
Similar scenario.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZBAGHkTmw4

[Whickerman]

goddam that's good - hit that link rather than read the joke...