Two groan or not to groan

[marval]

Two of England's finest undertakers, Old Mort Rogers and his brother Dick, are also experts at rigging sailing ships.

Most agree that Dick is a fine ship builder, but he's not the rigger Mort is.




The Beckhams had a son and called him Romeo (as most people probably know by now!).

Romeo grew up to be a footballer like his dad and was good enough to play for Manchester United.

On his first day out, he said, "Dad, what number shall I wear on my shirt?"

David replied, "Wear four out there Romeo".

[frankofile]

Marval, hang your head in shame, No really you did make me smile!

[marval]

Head suitably hanging.lol

[McMouse]

Monday morning............first joke of the week. I don't feel well!