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marval | 14:13 Sun 31st May 2009 | Jokes
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Two of England's finest undertakers, Old Mort Rogers and his brother Dick, are also experts at rigging sailing ships.

Most agree that Dick is a fine ship builder, but he's not the rigger Mort is.




The Beckhams had a son and called him Romeo (as most people probably know by now!).

Romeo grew up to be a footballer like his dad and was good enough to play for Manchester United.

On his first day out, he said, "Dad, what number shall I wear on my shirt?"

David replied, "Wear four out there Romeo".
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