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From elephants to fish.

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marval | 11:34 Wed 03rd Jun 2009 | Jokes
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Q: What day does a fish hate?
A: Fry day.

Q: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
A: "Dam."

Q: What do fish play on the piano?
A: Scales.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh.

Q: What fish is the brightest?
A: Sunfish.

Q: What fish is the most valuable?
A: A goldfish.

Q: What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
A: He got lockjaw.

Q: What sea animal can be adjusted to play music?
A: The tune-a fish!

Q: What type of fish play poker?
A: Card sharks.

Q: Where do fish keep their money?
A: In a riverbank.

Q: Why don't oysters give to charity?
A: Because they are shellfish

Q: Why don't fish play tennis?
A: They might get caught in the net.

Q: Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
A: They have their own scales.




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Two fish in a tank. One says to the other "you know how to drive this thing"?
14:38 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut it's nose off
14:41 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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What did the mummy fish say to her children when the saw a submarine?

"Don't worry it's only a tin of people"
14:43 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.
14:46 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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What fish terrorises other fish?
Jack the Kipper
14:47 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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What's the fastest thing on 3 wheels underwater?
A motor pike & side carp:-)
14:49 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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oh my god, these are terrible
14:49 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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What is the best fish on ice?
A skate.
14:51 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh:-)
14:56 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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What do you call a fish with 2 eyes?

Norm Al
14:57 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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Shark! the Herald Angels Sing
15:02 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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The song "Mackerel The Knife"
15:03 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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Who held the baby octopus to ransom?

Squidnappers:-)
15:06 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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A remake of the Codfather starring

Kylie Minnow
Nicole Squidman
Prawn Connery
Mussel Crowe
15:10 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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McMouse, you're terrible jokes are now making me think of fish puns.
15:12 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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I think you've got far too much time on your hands, Mcmouse:-)
15:12 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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Is this the right PLAICE to post on this thread or am I talking a load of POLLOCKS?
15:18 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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HaHa good ones McMouse, and everyone else.
19:26 Wed 03rd Jun 2009

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