Votes a la Yorkshire

[Pong]

"Well, I'm certainly not voting Labour!"

"Are you voting for somebody else then?"

"Not unless I can vote Labour without being caught"

"But you won't be caught - are you stupid or just a halfwit?"

"We haven't had many wits sent up from London recently"

"Have you ever thought of striking out on your own?"

"Not unless we can have ED's balls"

I GIVE UP

[No,Knowledge]

don't drink anymore Pong , you have had enough.

[dot.haukes]

are you entering Zacsmaster's non-sensical post of the week competition? If so good effort : )

[whifffey]

I tried. Give me a break. I have this dilemma now - Springwatch or River Cottage?

THE CHOICE IS HELL

[No,Knowledge]

at least you have the choice , the kids have lost the sky remote and i can't be arsed to get up and turn 'THE BILL' over.

[Jan1957]

Got to be River Cottage whiff.

[paddiez]

Looks like if you wait another 20 minutes there will not be any Labour to vote for,they are running off .

[whifffey]

No, it has to be Chris Packham and faecal sacs.