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[No,Knowledge]

Not really but i had to get you lot away from Q&P some how.

[Joy1]

omg, are we all homos from Carstairs (wherever that is)
I have at last found my niche...lol
joy x

[Harry-Wragg]

I'm not calling you homosexual maniacs - I'm calling you PIES - slow pies at that

[Joy1]

slow pies???
is that a pie that doesn't rise to the occasion Harry?
joy x

[sara3]

Harry, we obviously don't all live on your doorstep, or speak your local lingo.

explain in the Queen's English please.

and hurry up, I'm running late for work.

[Bbbananas]

Thank you Harry.
Peace Harmony & Love to you x

[carrust]

I've found this free site....enjoy

http://drunkfriends.com/quickies/freesex.html

[lexie..]

Harry lad.....................if you are going to insult the women on here, think of a better word than pie.
It's just so ........................laughable.
;-)

[Harry-Wragg]

Here's your last clue to the true meaning of pie.

'Bridie, you're a pie'

'Don't talk mince'

and it's not an insult - merely an obversation

[lexie..]

Does this Bridie post in chatterbank? can't say I've seen her name anywhere on here. Maybe some of the older posters remember her?
;-)

[Harry-Wragg]

bridie (Scots) a meat and onion turnover

[Bbbananas]

Well, that's as clear as mud...

[bigmamma]

Hee , this thread is both funny , and confusing :-/

[lexie..]

A mud pie salla?

now there's a thought..............................

[Harry-Wragg]

the best I can do is suggest that you go to Kilwinning - walk up to a stranger - call him or her a pie - and then see what happens to you - if him or her ignores you it means they think you're a pie - good luck!

[Joy1]

I have to be a fick-pie, 'cos now I am utterly lost as to the Bridie and mince thingy,,,helppp
joy x

[Harry-Wragg]

look - just accept the fact that you are a pie - it can sometimes be quite endearing to be called one - for example someone whispering to another "Aw look at that poor wee pie" - so don't worry!

[yinyang]

What about macaroni pies - are there any of them on the prowl in Carstairs?

Goodness knowa what you southerners are making of this - I'm from Scotland and I'm lost!

[lexie..]

I've given up trying to understand. It was fun at first, but now it's rather confusing.

[bigmamma]

I think Harry's the Pie--d Piper and is trying to lure us all to Kilwinning

[No,Knowledge]

thanks for the education Harriet