finnish this sentence

[sleekit-kate]

i jumped and jumped until:::::

[Naomicorlett]

I P'd meself..

[markh1972]

my back went!!!

[sleekit-kate]

i broke my stiletto heels

[cazzz1975]

I sprained my ankle as a result of wearing unsuitable footwear

[Mailmutt]

I got the lump out of the carpet.

[Big-Ears]

I got away from that god dammed kangaroo

[sleekit-kate]

like it mailmutt XXXXXXX

[tiggerblue10]

..........my knickers fell down.

[stewey]

...they started to call me Grasshopper.

[WhiteBears]

my head went through the ceiling and got stuck.

[brenda]

my boobies became earings.!!!!!

[Mamyalynne]

I stilettoed a poodle OOOPs

[joggerjayne]

... I got my own way.

[joggerjayne]

Kate ... were our replies supposed to be ...

... in "Finnish" ?

Because I don't know any Finnish.

[annie49]

till i landed on the floor face down

[john1066]

Until we were both knackered!!

[flicrat]

......I missed the stepping stone and fell into the water!

[mandimoo]

until i turned swedish