What was the last number that you done?

[Im-noddy]

Was it a number one or a number two.

Now come on I don't want you to diversify from the subject I want honest one word answers either one or two.

But I suppose that is asking a bit to much from you lot

[Im-noddy]

Was the question to hard for you then

[reefgal]

pervert ^^^^

[dot.haukes]

troll^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[whifffey]

You could get rid of the biggest lumps with a face flannel.

[Charisse]

Oh good grief knobby is quoting the rules of the site!

0h I have PMSL!

Knobby, you are barred. Get a life you sad loser.

Byebye LMAO

[Im-noddy]

Oh I love it when you call me names.

It s such a turn on.

Give it to me big time

[whifffey]

That's the barman's job.

[Mailmutt]

what number is a fart with a tiny follow through?

[whifffey]

Twelve

[Im-noddy]

Hit me with your rhythm stick

[Mr Veritas]

So it comes to this.
This is what CB is reduced to,talk of bodily functions.
Are we not (apart from Im-noddy) able to have intelligent and funny chat here?
I despair.
Now I have it!
As Im-noddy is obviously a big sh!t,they want to know whether we are too.
Well you will never find out from me.

[whifffey]

Look on the bright side, it's not often you get to chat with a man with a shaved blue bottom.

[Im-noddy]

Hes gay ^ as he knows what a mans shaved blue bottom looks like