Bald.......nope!....i have a good head of hair....as i'm a bear!!
Pot Belly......no.....only when i over indulge on hols and christmas...then workout/swim quick to lose it!
Beard.......no.......just men being lazy to shave!( and wash probably too)
Moustache............no....not in the village people or magnum
Fat............no...........nice and lean and mean!
Ugly............not for me to say.......but i do/did allright!!!...... xxx for the lovely ladies, of course!
Snore........apparently only if i'm off my trolley or on my back!, but not too bad!
Fart...............hell.....yeah, we all do, slinks!......do bears..........especially after baked beans or a curry!
xxx
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