You just don't expect it do you...

[Bbbananas]

Here I am, merrily tapping away on the keyboard sorting out referrals for haemorrhoids, prolapses & pustular lesions when a colleague suddenly blurts out loudly "Oh God, I just want a vaginal repair..."

Keith blushes & makes a rapid exit. The junior hides behind her fringe & thinks "Ugh, older women - too much information".

Bless her - she was clinical coding & simply wanted to find the basic code for a vaginal repair without any 'extras'.

It sure made me titter....

[joggerjayne]

Vaginoplasty?

Quite popular amongst ladies who have given birth (not me!) and fnacy a bit of a "tighten" up.

[funnygirl]

Or bumoplasty for gays!

[rinkins]

Brilliant salla! Is this the same guy you flustered the other day?! Poor guy!

[leggysreturn]

Also common amongst women with midsommer raleighs syndrome.







Better known as post village bike syndrome.



Overuse some may say resultiung in lack of tension : o)

[ChuckFickens]

A little like me walking into out admin department last week to setup a computer, I had already prepared the desk by putting a hole for the cables through the floor between the two desks so they all can be hidden underfloor.

on walking through the door I was asked where I was planning to run the cables, so I announced to the admin office in a loud voice "I'm going to put them in the hole between the legs"


oppps

[Bbbananas]

...boing....!

No rinkins - Keith is my able-ish new-ish assistant. He is slowly getting used to my ways, tries not to look when I scratch my nipples with gusto & leaves the room whenever the conversation gets 'too much'. Which is often.

[yogi.bear]

Nip-tuck!!

:0)

'extras'..........wasssat?...................bionic bits!!