Jeremy Kyle ... who thinks he's the dad?

[joggerjayne]

Frankly ...

I wouldn't want a child of mine to have HIS genes !!

[yogi.bear]

Morning JJ x

Jeremy Kyle is the dad of who, JJ?............??

xxx

:0)

[sleepy1j]

do u mean the man on jeremy kyle at mo or jeremy ? i love jeremy mmm

[joggerjayne]

Hi, guys.

No, they've moved on. There's some sort of sex fantasy people on now. All very funny.

=0)

[sleepy1j]

the bloke that was on and found out he was the dad is a tw*t .she was to good for him any way .

[joggerjayne]

Jeremy K is on in the kitchen.

I've had to come back into the office now, to pretend I'm working.

[lexie..]

Is your boss in the kitchen? why do you have to pretend to be working?

[joggerjayne]

My cleaning lady is in the kitchen, doing ...

... well, whatever it is she does.

If I'm sitting in the kitchen watching the telly, I think she worries that I'm not going to be making enough money to pay her, LOL

[lexie..]

What has it got to do with your cleaning lady wether you are earning money or not?
Or are you worried that she might think you are keeping an eye on her?

I do my own cleaning. Saves money paying someone else to do it.
:-)

[joggerjayne]

LOL

I never feel the need to keep an eye on her.

She's fab, and reliable.

I know about doing one's own, but ...

Well look, a little lady in our area sets herself up with a little cleaning business to try to earn a bit of money.

It would be a shame if nobody used her services.

I'm lazy, and hate cleaning. I go through a lot of clothes with gym and running stuff, etc

I want a cleaner.

She wants a bit of money.

Tah Daahh !

[lexie..]

Well quite. but I would never let anyone do my washing for me. Cleaning possibly, but I like to do my own laundry.
:-)