Where is the two faced lying old hag hawkes tonight then?
Is she at an arse licking party with all her other old croanies on here and one of them takes it in turns to see who pops up on here and when they see them they all quickly remove their tongues and get their fat arses on here tap tap tapping away on their keyboards like fooking woodpeckers.
I see the mangy podgycat is on typing her sh1t, are you on guard duty at the moment then podgycat?
Quick sound the alarm you senile old bint.
Over to you now whiffey to get the ball rolling followed by all the other cranks on here.