Would you boast about having a good pelvic thrush?

[Bbbananas]

I just have.... I went very red. In the face

I meant to say, obviously, pelvic thrust. As in, for my age, I am still very proficient at it when needs be.

Have you recently said or wrote something non-deliberately wrong that made you feel embarrassed?

[mccfluff]

pmsl @barmaid

[rinkins]

LMAO Barmaid - nice to see you again!

[sqad617]

barmaid....LOL...it certainly ISN'T dirty..............!!

[mccfluff]

had a feeling you wouldn't manage the week!

[China Doll]

Many, many times have I been the subject of a misunderstood joke or conversation amongst my male friends.

The most memorable being me coming in to the bar, settling down to enjoy a night of 'intelligent conversation' and promptly joining in by telling them 'you can't beat a nice roast.' After they finished picking themselves up off the floor while I gazed on in a very puzzled fashion, one of them then asked me what I thought to spit roasts to which I innocently replied that I wasn't keen but my mum loves them! It took about half an hour before one of them was fit enough to let me in on the joke...

This wouldn't have been quite so bad had I not been reading the papers on the way to the bar on the tube about the said footballing scandal which is actually what they were talking about when I settled down to join them.

[redcrx]

Mr CRX once emailed a friend who he hadnt seen for years.

1 typing error meant that hes never heard back from them since.

He meant to write that he had taken up a new hobby, fishing, and was meeting lost of new people, had joined some specialist websites and forums and was having great fun.

unfortunately, fishing was misspelt FISTING

[DanDaDemon]

vibrasphere
Wed 17/06/09
10:25
my nickname is the "jackhammer"

that tells you what you need to know.......


That your a carpenter called jack?

[China Doll]

You silver tongued devil Triggs!

I'm pleased your ex has seen sense but what I said about mini Triggs still stands, mum'll still be the same after all even if she has relented, so mini Triggs still needs lots of support.

[craft1948]

On my first day in a new job I sent an email out to approx 150 people worldwide introducing myself. Unfortunately whilst typing the word count....I missed the 'o' out.....it took months to live that down.....