funny/rude golf phrases

[yecats2885]

hi, im organising a golf theme hen do for a friend, and im trying to get badges made with witty one line golf phrases

i.e

the bride - out of bounds
a girl with big bazoomas is having - nice par


the ruder and funny the better..]

also have to do 2 for 2 gay men, who i have never met, so would be great if i can get 2 really camp ones and 2 not so camp in case they are offended

[liverpoolfoo]

Perhaps ''The longer the better'' for either the women or the 2 gay men?

[Postdog]

one iron
two iron

as in iron hoof - poof

[craft1948]

who's going to get the "double bogie" badge....

[yecats2885]

hi everyone thanks -

we gonna go with

out of bounds and bride tee be for the bride

eagle 1 & 2 for the innocent (yeah right) twins
birdie for another girl who doesnt want rude
keep your balls off my fairway
swing your wood for gay guy
my shaft is bent for other one
always gets a hole in one

thanks

[yecats2885]

im also doing a sticker with 'kellys hen par-tee!"