why cant english people

[sleekit-kate]

pronounce the word loch properly,as in Loch ness,they pronounce it 'lock.'

[Ankou]

poodicat, what have you got against black people living in the country ?

[Drisgirl]

O im here Kate -ignore them sassenachs theyre only jealous that we have 2 languages as well as our own devolved Parliament and we dont pay for bridge tolls as well as the prescription charges being reduced.Plus we are pretty vocal in Westminster which trying to tell the common English person thats its totally different from our devolved parliament along with our superior Health Service and Law -think the fact that they cant say loch is a small price to pay lol

O and they cant say 'Syne' either but can say 'Sign' -strange breed !!

Youre now on your own pal tee hee !!!!!

[carrust]

poodi. I am a Yorkshire peep..........

[albaqwerty]

oi rollo glaswegIAN :)

i like the haggis that run round the top of the bens

[sleekit-kate]

do you want me to sayi hate being scottish,well i'm NOT;i'm loud and proud to be scottish

[johnny7]

Why doesn't the word 'THE' exist' in Yorkshire?

[Ankou]

what ? like yorktheshire ?

it wouldnt be right.

[albaqwerty]

we're also world cup champions in elephant polo :D

[NoMercy]

Anybody got anything against Herefordians?

[johnny7]

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[johnny7]

YorkSh1tHere

[carrust]

Once went into a Scottish fish & chip shop, & asked for a fish supper
As the guy was serving me he asked where I wanted my chips..

"In a bag, or on your shoulders."

[johnny7]

Trick question, Hertfordshire doesn't even exist.

[sleekit-kate]

having trouble with this english laptop,its acting up,like its ancestors

[Ankou]

Seems we�re all getting along nicely now, lets all sing�.

♫ on the bonny bony banks of lock low mond.

[sleekit-kate]

andy murrey is THE best tennis player-HE'S SCOTTISH OF COURSE

[carrust]

I understand that the Scots all have 2 thumbs...

Trouble is they're both on the same hand.....

[NoMercy]

My Nan is Welsh. She once said, "Do you remember the night your Granddad died? Oh we had such a laugh."

She really did say that !