G'day cobbers

[Imspartacus]

Any aussies on this site? or are you all from pommy land?

[bigmamma]

Are you an Australian Imspartacus ?

[yogi.bear]

Here you go, whiffey................

Now you can give Hump Furry Whiskyballs a miss!

( does sound funny though)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00lff2s/ Top_Gear_Series_13_Episode_1_(new_series)/

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[Imspartacus]

No bigmamma I'm not an aussie, I just wondered if there were any on here.

Oh and don't let on but boris is ok

[whifffey]

I don't see how if you are Welsh that your daughter can be Australian. I expect you would want her to be anything but Welsh for her future prosperity and intelligibility, but Australian is a rather poor second choice. These people have corks hanging from their hats and their toilets don't flush.

[bigmamma]

Whifffey !!!! ...go wash your mouth out with soap !

[sqad617]

I had an Australian registrar who I had a lot of time for, his name was Laurie and he was a great hit with the nurses. One night were we operating on a man who had a ruptured aortic aneurysm and the bleeding was profuse and I passed a suture beneath the artery and didn�t cut it until I was sure that the bleeding wouldn�t start again. Laurie stood opposite me with the forceps well above the incision, half asleep.
I cut the suture, but Laurie hadn�t noticed, still standing there holding the forceps on a thread that wasn�t attached to anything.

After about 20mins, I said
�Laurie, if you haven�t caught anything now, you never will, as I am closing up�

The theatre was in uproar old Laurie was so embarrassed.

[yogi.bear]

Nice one, sqad

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[Imspartacus]

Their toilets do flush whifffey but it goes down the the dungy clockwise instead of anti clockwise.

Anyway I still think that you are on drugs.
stupid pommy

[MsEVP]

Ah, Whiffey, your English education`s letting you down, is it then?

If you`d had the good fortune to be born on Welsh soil you`d never have to ask the question about my daughter being an Australian. But then we can`t all be that lucky.

[MsEVP]

Ah, Whiffey, your English education`s letting you down, is it then?

If you`d had the good fortune to be born on Welsh soil you`d never have to ask the question about my daughter being an Aussie. But then we can`t all be that lucky, look you.