Hello all you good folkings peoples on here

[bent-abdul]

Do anybody you want to buy a few dodgy thingins.

I have for sellings.

A thriller book.

A bad apple.

A bent mirror that i have looked at the man in.

A rat called ben.

A beat it thingy ( steak tenderizer).

Billie jeans lesbian lover.

Dirty diana (a night with a strumpet)

Off the wall ( a chance to kick humpty dumpty legend of his wall).

Rock with you ( night with sgt rock).

I amwilings to takings parrotpal.

So pleasings you helpings as I am needings a bail bondings

[whifffey]

You typed all that?

How bored are you, try reading some Trollope.

[jaffa cake]

you sound like sree in big brother, have they let you out

[MissNoway]

I'm looking for the elephant man,is he available.And an oxygen tent.

[Drisgirl]

Hey this is mild -take it you havent partaken from the poisened chalice then?

[bent-abdul]

Not as yettings drissings girling

[ummmm]

I've got a lovely bookcase to sell :-(