I have

[lungy-pops]

A very nasty poopie problem the whole of my insides have just pooped out of me and they are dangling on the floor now.

Can you please help me and come round and wipe me up

[sara3]

there you go..

http://mono.whatevz.net/images/raichlen_mopAUR ht8.jpg

[lungy-pops]

I have just had to wash my boxer shorts legend as they were full of pus and yellow things

[sara3]

I'll have my mop back then.

there's gratitude for you.

[dot.haukes]

If i was going to pretend to be a previous user on ab, i would pretend to be deesel, lungy was better at this vile stuff than you and far more gross

deesel is my all time favourire, someone out there knows they are overdue a return, their wee hairy pal is missed, please come back deesel.

[dustinmyeye]

ask legend nicely if you can borrow his vaseline and then you can pop them back inside

[dot.haukes]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH borrowed vaseline eekkkkk you're scaring me dusty

[khoey]

disgusting !

[lungy-pops]

dot.haukes
Sat 27/06/09
22:00


If i was going to pretend to be a previous user on ab, i would pretend to be deesel, lungy was better at this vile stuff than you and far more gross

deesel is my all time favourire, someone out there knows they are overdue a return, their wee hairy pal is missed, please come back deesel.
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So I take it you like a bit of deesel oil to lubricate yourself and get you in the mood

[lungy-pops]

Well lets face it dotty with a face like yours you would have to smother it with deesel oil to hide it from any bloke.
lol

[dot.haukes]

lol go away you idiot, don't rehash previous stuff, try to be original, it's boreing.

[dot.haukes]

don't try using big words like ironic leg you'll keel over

[dot.haukes]

hey, i've only just signed in, so won't be rushing off lol