Was cliff richard

[noway2]

at wimbledon,and did he sing?

[Sarcasmus]

if he did,that would explain everone wearing sunglasses today as the sun reflected off his teeth!

[noway2]

Is he still alive?

[Sarcasmus]

If he is'nt,a hundred dentists and "orthidontal technicians"" will be out of work!

[cazzz1975]

he did a few years back because of the rain, however when interviewed a while ago he seemed quite bitter at having to sing

[noway2]

I remember that cazz,diden't he sing summer holiday?

[Sarcasmus]

Yeah cazz,apparently he was'nt meant to be there and was called at the last minute off,of his bus and should have been on ""a summer holiday"" instead!

[Sarcasmus]

snap^^^^^

[petal54]

he's having the planning dept.round to sort out his posh 'greenhouse'

[Sarcasmus]

he's having the planning dept.round to sort out his posh 'greenhouse'



Is that a metaphor for ""Hes going to the std clinic to sort out his "Funky,green Pubic rash?""